Potato War 3 contains examples of: … For the next hour, the Antarctic Empire searched for End Cities and End Ships in order to get Elytras and Shulker shells. This quote was added by user90717. Techno resumed his tirade, citing that Anna had become his most hated character in the series as she constantly tried to bite off more than she could chew. The construction of the plagiarized castle on Day 12. As such him lying in that tweet could only mean one thing, he's about to … Pete met them at the watery entrance to the Stronghold. He was able to make it to the region in the Antarctic where he had copied parts of a castle from Planet Minecraft. BOOMER cave, Antarctic Empire's Coop • The following is a list of all of the builds, both past and present, grouped by territory. He defended himself in the trial by explaining that no rules were broken and attempted to claim that the courtroom was technically located in the Antarctic Empire's territory. Techno mentioned that he logged on in order to add easter eggs to his base and other locations throughout the Antarctic Empire in case the world download had not occurred yet. The Potato War. Techno visited the area, then expressed extreme disbelief as the machine seemingly produced sugar cane out of thin air. The First Dragon Egg War, 24FramesofNick • Tommy claimed to have defeated him since he had hit Techno twice (doing 0.5 to 1 heart of damage) while Techno had been unable to score a hit. Ph1LzA • When questioned about Derrick, Techno simply said that he did not care whether Derrick lived or died. For Techno The Pig Fans and others. Beatsolos • He then returned to base in time for Weesterner to announce to the world that his nation had run out food, much to the mirth of the active players. Techno set off around the stronghold again, exploring the area a lot more with Pete. Techno then left the Stronghold in a plane. REASON 3. The Great SMPEarth War • Sneeg and Techno joked about luring Pillagers over to the box, with the former remarking that pillager noises were some of the most hilarious things he had heard. Krtzyy • They shared a riveting discussion of their plans for taking over the world, though the two joked about doubting Phil's capabilities as he had left after four hours of streaming. In retaliation, Techno stated that he was going to claim block Bean Island by claiming chunks around them, though he never carried through with his threat. He then travelled by ice boat to the scene. Techno also showed Derrick, upon which he noted that the second chicken was brought manually and that the Empire had begun to suspect the Stronghold itself was preventing passive mobs from being spawned. The trio had a good laugh over the invisible figure who placed it. It didn't work out very well, so Techno gave up and left. Due to being in flight, Techno ignored him. Galaxies18 • While this was happening, Techno commented a few times in Fruitberries chat, saying: "I was just minding my business but ppl keep talking trash about me," and later "feels bad". Deporting another Fletcher with Michael and Sneeg. Pain. He decided to collect one more diamond prior to exiting the caves, tossing out stacks of blocks to make room. Technoblade met Spoon who had laid down landing lights, impressing Techno with a genuine landing strip. The counteroffer was rejected by Josh. Inspired designs on t-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more by independent artists and designers from around the world. Technoblade's bow (unnamed): A max enchanted Bow (Power V, Infinity, Unbreaking etc. Tommy requested to address Techno as Blade, though Techno explained that Blade was his father's name, resulting in Tommy addressing Techno as Blade Jr. As the Antarctic Empire duo began to dig their way into the mountain, they discovered the underground Ancient Stronghold, which they set as their official base of operations. Technoblade called out WilburSoot on racial profiling after he asked Techno to explain how he "wasn't the traitorous pig that [his] skin suggests [he is]". infamous blood god technoblade takes about 4 months off from conquering the world to beat some random peasant boy at potato farming. Techno initially refused, but eventually allowed Connor to land. Though many want Techno to initiate war or to just outright kill Sylvee in revenge, it still remains a mystery what he will do. He then reasoned that there was thus no harm in stripping the area of the other beacons and resources. He is really good in PvP battles and also defeated popular Minecraft YouTuber Dream in 1 Vs 1. The latter, amused, told Ant that the Dynmap constantly betrayed the locations of each person. The conversation turned to wealth, and Connor was told to check his bal, which read $0. They then left Tommy to write the treaty while Pete harvested Business Bay's wheat and Charlie scared Wilbur with fake "grenades". REASON 2. AntVenom joined the call shortly, with Tommy offering an alliance and Techno offering to sell him ice. Techno and Pete spoke with Connor concerning their goals before Pete teleported himself back to the faction home. Another standoff between the Empire and the Bay took place, culminating in a low speed chase with Techno and Pete in a boat on the bridge. A man whose obsession with potatoes is rivalled only by my own. The discussion concluded with Arlus stating, "Technoblade, you invite me to your Antarctic Empire, and I will the crack I made in your wall." Sylvee and Reflex then ate the cookies, proving their innocence. Technoblade then spotted chip's nametag and managed to follow it to a large underground Antarctic cave. BrodyAnimates • Techno was applauded by his faction members for his ingenuity, and they continued with their plan, claiming the last few chunks necessary and concluding 1 hour and 10 minutes after they had begun. At Pete's urging, Connor took to the air with Techno in hot pursuit. His chat ribbed Phil on watching out for baby zombies, while Techno and a few others pretended that nobody knew CaptainSparklez when the latter left the server. Small Author Note: This is out of character for Techno and also, I don’t think Techno has done anything wrong on the server and this is the hill I will die on… That is all. When everything was said and done, he remained, trying to find a purpose amongst the massive fields of his island. Used when single target fighting is key (e.g, when there are animals of his in the crossfire). Tommy responded by attacking Wilbur, prompting the three present to raise their shields in defense of their ally. The two laughed at this, and Techno noted that the Antarctic Empire were still in iron armor while Spifey had advanced to World War II levels of technology. Before the opening of the portal, he set off an airstrike, however this didn't hurt anybody due to the Safezone. IAmSp00n • Sneeg headed to the top and kept an eye on Yoshi's plane. He collected some cobblestone from the Congo and headed to the ocean with Phil by boat. His search was fruitless, though he managed to acquire some more glowstone. Exiting the Stronghold, Techno met Burren on the side of the mountain and made the trade for 5 emeralds, with Burren stating that it was, "the greatest trade deal in SMPEarth history" and Techno stating it was, "the greatest trade deal in the history of trade deals.". Techno then showed off his Technogun, musing that it didn't do much damage, but could shoot through shields. Techno joined him and found, to his dismay, that Pete had used up nearly all of the diamonds for armor. Undeterred, Techno continued to send the failed villagers to the box, opening another strawpoll for the future Mending villager and enlisting Sneeg's help in the deportation. Techno greeted AntVenom, who responded to his inquiry by explaining he had come in person to negotiate an alliance with Technoblade against Svyoshi. On August 28th, 2020, the pair competed in a The trio played dumb, before jokingly making plans to slay the dragon Day 1. He decided to move out of the caves as he had collected enough resources to last himself in the Antarctic mainland. He reached the incomplete end of the rail and turned around, firing his arrows at Tommy. Failing to convince Technoblade of an alliance, Tommy then turned to Phil and asked if he would be alright with aligning their nations. The latter replied that it sounded like she came for war, prompting Sylvee to deny it in quick succession before stating she would come bearing gifts. Grunk • Shortly afterwards, Techno silenced himself and the call to replay the Octangula Disc for the fledgling ARG specialists in the chat. TanningOil • JinnyJhinJIN • Tommy then tried to sell Business Bay as a trading hub, alongside several other unnamed qualities, before asking Techno again to ally with him. During the process, he was also plagued with extremely high ping and had to catch up with donations. Lego Maestro Cxlvxn • He continued mining around and acquiring iron, glowstone, lapis, gold, and emeralds. Techno then went to claim South Africa for the Antarctic Empire. REASON 2. Phil also told Tommy that the more he tried, the more of a case he was building for the Empire not to ally with him. OP just made something similar to the style of the rest of the thumbnails and now its shitposting for some reason? King Burren joined a call with him following his departure and requested a crafting table as he had become stranded in Antarctica. The Empire put the rest of the items into a chest and Techno went back to building. Techno feigned astonishment, causing Ant to tell Michael not to leak the islands to Techno. Techno then pulled out his Technogun. During the flight Techno also discovered the Prismarine Islands. FitMC • He was given the YouTube [YT] rank on the popular Minecraft server, Hypixel, on November 24, 2019. Banter continued between Michael and Pete, prompting Techno to state that, "The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural." He waited for Phil as he wandered around the mountaintop, claiming the way up. Techno won, not by fighting, but by watching and farming and cultivating life until sheer numbers overwhelmed his adversary. Due to a stray skeleton shot hitting a pigman, however, the surrounding pigmen became hostile, prompting him to lament that his brothers had betrayed him. Kara then provided him 3 Emerald Blocks and directions to IAmSp00n's base in Arkansonia. Connor sold the diamonds and spent $15,000 to buy bullets for his Deagle, then fired off a shot at the coop, prompting Techno to state, "Don't you dare kill Alfred." Mithzan • Pete then fell from a high place and died. Tommy then challenged Wilbur again which Charlie and Techno watched. Incredulous at Tommy's failure to name any successful examples from history, Techno pointed out that the organization too, had been a failure, once again sarcastically stating that it had been "famously successful". Weesterner then asked Techno if he had killed any of his cows. Following an excruciatingly slow descent, they landed on the ice and dove down to the chest room. This caused Techno to exclaim they could offer him more value than the whole of Antarctica. Phil chimed in, saying that his own chat corroborated Techno's. WilburSoot • Techno then announced that he had avenged the poor, frail Alfred. More banter involving Techno taking to the air ensued, with the streamers remarking the chat was spamming "Technoplane", and Pokay stating that "Technoplane brings the Technopain". Though many others still believe the Blood God to be superior, as of Day 67 and anytime near the future, it is unknown if Techno truly is better than Fruit. Technoblade first logged in on Day 1. Spifey planned on setting a trap to kill Technoblade and went mining for the materials to use for such. As he made his way to the netherrack laden area, Techno told the chat that when the discord chat had opened up, he had left the first message, one that was calling dibs on the entire world. downvoted for wrong (for legal reasons this is a joke), New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast, More posts from the Technoblade community, Official Subreddit for the youtuber Technoblade and anarchist propaganda. Techno also gave back the AK-47, because it didn't have any ammo, and left for his palace. The duo then decided to return home via Pete's plane. The Empire hinted at a new member, confirming them to be male and very good at PvP (since Techno admitted that Phil inviting Wisp was a bit too much and that no suspense would be had if the secret member joined), however nothing else was mentioned. Ant then accepted the offer of an alliance with Tommy, who declared that he intended to have the most alliances on the server. And if someone types something in chat or if someone joins the server, it appears as text on your right arm until you dismiss it! Upon arrival, he mentioned that he disliked the amount of non-ice blocks on the Ancient Stronghold and voiced his desire to create a hangar for landing his planes. He noted that his decision seemed to be a poor one, given that the volcano only really appeared to hold iron. Phil and Techno continued to search the stronghold, finding more paintings, an anvil, and ores. Techno noted that he was unable to handle any conflicts just then and thus unwilling to ally at the moment. This put him on guard, and he told Sylvee about the allegations of the cookies being poisoned. Joko • Inadequate Salad • As he finished up, he collected his furnaces and made a descent into a volcanic vent. While Techno and Pete jokingly justified total war, Phil suggested to perform a test of their existing weapons. Out of topic but I wonder if Technoblade will marry anyone on the server, and who would it be? During this process, he accidentally created a temporary waterfall while trying to reach the Stronghold's entrance. In the end, AntVenom paid Technoblade $147.37 dollars while svyoshi offered no monetary incentive. How, you may ask? He survived with a third of his health remaining, and after several more attempts at salvaging the plane, chose to abandon it. Eventually, with the help of AntVenom, he headed to an island northwest of Antarctica. I just got off from stealing presents from orphans on Hypixel (...). After a mishap involving Phil trying to stuff himself into the plane's trunk, the duo set off for Australia. Wanting to explore End Cities and collect loot, Techno returned to Port-aux-Francais to craft more fireworks and drop off his potions and arrows. Immediately following this, he and Fit agreed to an alliance under the request of his chat. After recovering, he and Phil monitored MichaelMcChill's arrival on Antarctic soil, while making themselves some doors to prevent break-ins. Tommy then searched Techno's chests, intending to steal items as a joke. Grunk tried to state that nothing had been stolen, though Techno remarked that the participants had stolen the Ender Dragon. Thus, he plans to create a giant chunk error where France is. Details File Size: 3188KB Duration: 2.929 sec Dimensions: 498x278 Created: 9/17/2020, 4:26:04 PM Chat then was able to figure out Timmy was actually TommyInnit, prompting Techno to reassure Pete that he had been close, Techno simply lacked the brain cells needed to interpret it. Phil also shot and killed Tommy for his actions during the trial. Svyoshi then announced that whatever Ant offered, he could pay double. Profile 69Sam420 • He was briefly distracted by the sight of "▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一", "▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一", "︻デ═一", and "︻╦╤─" being sent en masse in his chat, wondering if it was a push for him to acquire a sniper rifle. Discord: discord.gg/technoblade, Looks like you're using new Reddit on an old browser. Phil obtained the Mending villager and following the results of the strawpoll, named it Mary. At two points during the mining, he attempted to fly a plane through the caves, though he would give up after several painful crashes. Tommy wandered into the Port-aux-Francais area shortly, with Techno meeting Tommy between the French Bridge and the Palace. These activities continued as he ignored Tommy, killed the mobs, and avoided the pigmen. Techno proceeded to talk with VoiceOverPete, Ph1LzA and Sophietexas and said the same 3 jokes until he made Sophie laugh so hard she had to take her inhaler. Techno, Phil, and Pete tested different weapons in the Antarctic Weapon Experiment, including airstrikes, arrows of harming, and the interaction between axes and shields. Technoblade Incorrect Quotes Fanfiction. Phil sniped from the ice, striking Tommy at this time. Puns on Technoblade's name are made very often in his stream chat. The three briefly came to the agreement that the Antarctic Empire would consider becoming allies, though required more time to make a final decision. He then knocked Techno off the bridge and engaged in a very brief duel against his former allies, eventually jumping down after Techno. Phil eventually was swayed by the concerns, causing Technoblade to attempt to reassure everyone that he had experienced the claims and knew how they worked. Tags: sun tzu, suntzu, quote, art of war, technoblade, blood for the blood gods, sun tzu art of war, dont reveal all your techniques in youtube video, sun tzu quote, art of war quote, technoblade quote, novel, potato war, cloud five, im a squid kid, wilbur soot, philza, dreamwastaken, dream was taken, you fool, you moron Connor eventually requested they settled things "man-to-man" in a classic duel. Phil then told his co-leader that AntVenom was on his way. Gender: Male. Phil continued down to the deepest caverns, though Techno remained above to claim the entire area properly before joining his fellow Empire member. Techno explained that the plan called for the total unclaiming of their land. Stickied comment Locked Hey there! Ant was then asked by Tommy if the alliance could still take place, to which he responded in the affirmative. Techno and co wondered how he had died, though also voiced their concerns that a faction member constantly dying would bring their overall power down. He fiddled with the plane settings briefly, before getting in, gliding around, and accidentally autoclaiming large swaths of the Antarctic mountain. During this time, a fiasco at the CHIP WAS HERE monument occured in which multiple people were killed, beginning with his teammate VoiceOverPete. They found that it heavily restricted the enemy movement and decided to keep it, naming it Carl after another strawpoll. Unknown Antarctic Empire Member Mystery • He returned to the Ancient Stronghold to re-establish the claim over it. (From Skeppy vs Technoblade (The Final Reckoning) ) Reaching New Zealand, he respawned his slow plane and continued his flight to the east. It's unknown whether ', Technoblade is the singer/songwriter behind ", Technoblade admitted to being recognized when reading translated Korean web novels on. Finishing up his claims, Techno asked his chat which volcano it was. Username Techno, Phil, and AllanahVA explored together in the beginning, with them eventually losing Phil. An argument erupted between Spoon and Techno concerning the trapping, which turned towards all forms of restrictive movement after /f home was removed. This exploration was interrupted by the sight of Spifey flying across the Antarctic skies to Techno's shock and surprise. The two quickly jumped down and together they killed Jmak. His chat told Technoblade during the flight that an island to the west of the Ancient Stronghold would be good for colonizing, though Techno expressed doubts in it's benefit. Technoblade is a member of Ph1LzA. Cscoop • Further leveling and deporting took place. WildSpartanz • Antarctic Madagascar† • Michael then warned the group that aside from planes, the group should not attempt to use boat during circumnavigation. Pete wondered what the material gain for such was, causing Techno to quickly state Arlus could supply fresh paintings. The site may not work properly if you don't, If you do not update your browser, we suggest you visit, Press J to jump to the feed. ConnorEatsPants • The conversation turned to one concerning Techno's journey, and he informed Grunk that he was being pursued by Jmak as he arrived in Australia. He wandered around the pigmen apprehensively as he had "seen enough Ph1LzA" to know messing with the mobs could lead to his death. Techno remarked that he had to still allow the other creators to conquer some areas so he could annex them into his lands. His final comment was made after Sylvee commented on the possible duel between Fruit and Techno, where she said that Fruit would destroy Techno in a 1v1 with equal gear, where Techno then wrote sarcastically in Fruit’s chat that he would unfollow Sylvee. Techno continued strip-mining when faction power was increased, and he dug into an even more colossal cave than before, where he searched around in vain for diamonds. Throughout mid 2020 he would also play both with and against Dream, beginning with Minecraft Championships and culminating in a best-of-ten PVP duel between the two hosted by MrBeast. The Potato Crown is a special unique item awarded to the winner of the Great Potato War, the YouTuber 'Technoblade'. Techno almost immediately located diamonds following this revelation, instantly prompting TommyInnit to message him. Phil and Techno then proceeded to break into the Wilderness Sundial where they heavily damaged the interior, much to Chip's dismay. As Connor made to land on the jungle trees, Techno buzzed him with an elytra and dealt severe damage, only relenting after exhausting his supply of fireworks. Many members of his chat, including Krinios, tried to convince him that the cookies were some sort of trap. Ant then mentioned that he brought potatoes, quickly catching Techno's attention. Fallymassacre • He then settled down and began sorting his resources acquired earlier. Michael arrived at the Stronghold soon and negotiated with Techno for Kara's items, offering Pete's items as a trade. As night fell, Techno was able to move Alfred up the mountain with hastily built scaffolding. Techno and Pete joined Phil's stream, and after being jebaited by the chat about nonexistent Nether Fortresses on the map, met up with Phil to discuss war matters. Fit informed him of his plans to build Disney World and hide nukes beneath the castle, amusing Phil and prompting Techno to state it was going to be a wonderful partnership. Pete joined the call then and warned Techno of "Timmy", causing a confused Techno to wonder why anybody wanted to kill him. Tommy then returned and told Techno that Ant would only give him potatoes if Techno allied with Tommy. After deleting his accidental claims (and some more crashes into walls), Techno was able to figure out how to fly the vehicle, and he set off north towards Australia. Techno instructed him to toss it on top of the mountain, arriving moments later and finding it to be Suspicious Stew. Affiliation Michael joined his call shortly to alleviate fears of the chat, informing the two that he had not been in Antarctica to kill either of them. After 20 minutes of slow and steady progress, Techno handed over his sponges to Pete with instructions on how to use them. Upon arrival, Technoblade took possession of Pete's, Michael's, KaraCorvus' valuables including Pete's Beacons and Kara's diamond armor.